Sometimes downstairs is hotter than upstairs

We all know the reason that the clubs in TJ are so amazing is that they are, obviously, so much more than strip clubs. But sometimes what goes on in the club itself is even better than what goes on upstairs.

Case in point, last Saturday night. My wingman and I rolled into Chicago around 10 pm. We’d been around the Zona for a couple of hours, and hadn’t found what we were looking for. We got a booth, and he soon had a cute young thing on his lap, just his type. There weren’t a lot of chicas walking around, so I went to the back of the club to see why. Well, here’s why. There were three naked girls in the hot tub together, and on the back stage, the shaving cream show was going on. Now, I’ve seen my share of shaving cream shows, but, well, how do I say this—it was a six-girl show. Six girls! All of them covered in shaving cream, writing around on the stage. With, you know, a bucket of dildos, because Tijuana.

I went back to the booth, and soon a girl came over and sat down. She had a nice body, great naturals and enough down below to grab onto. I bought her a drink, and decided almost immediately that I’d take her upstairs, even though I quickly realized that it would only be so good. She was hot but only so engaged. Not nervous exactly, because she immediately guided my hand down between her legs, but she wasn’t working to connect with me. Sometimes that’s fine. I was tired and horny and I’d just watched six girls put on a shaving cream show. I don’t always need a connection.