Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

Probably not ever again

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ryguy99
May 18, 2019, 3:18 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I’ve been here before but it has been awhile. Pulled in mid afternoon and was charged $5 I think to park behind the club. Walked in and paid a cover, I believe it was another $5-7 to enter. Before I could even make it to my seat I was approached by an over the hill fake blonde with bargain body enhancements, not my type, far, far from my type. I could not seem to get this dancer to leave. She followed me to a table even after I politely told her that I wanted some time to look around and check things out. She translated that into this is a challenge and became more friendly with her hands at the table. After about 15 mins of solid rejection from me she finally got the hint, got pissed and left me alone. I was happy that I could finally relax and enjoy myself but this state of happiness was short lived as another less than appealing dancer cane right over and sat in my lap. She immediately started telling me what she would do to me upstairs and I immediately told her I wasn’t interested. She got defensive and began telling me that I shouldn’t come to the club if I’m not going to spend any money! I was there less than 20 minutes at this point! I finished my beer as I looked around and didn’t see anyone I was interested in and was already frustrated with the approach of the first two dancers so I left. I don’t think I’ll ever return. This place has been up and down over the years but I’ve never been yelled and cursed st by a dancer before just for turning down an offer.

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