OK Building but a Consistently Excellent Club

Sinsation's is one of two fully nude, no-alcohol clubs in Jacksonville. It's a small, inconspicuous building just off the I-95 ramp, about a 90 second drive from the infamous Wacko's. Parking out front is sparse, but I can usually find a spot in the back. The cover is $10, and you have to buy at least one drink. The bar has Coke on tap, but everything else is bottled. It's $5 for a 20 oz. bottle of water, so really that's part of the cover.

Inside, the building is pretty nice and clean, though it has that no-frills warehouse/bar feel. There's 4 stages but 3 of them are actually on a single stage by the door, and the rarely-used fourth stage sits a few feet away. Girls on stage wear a bikini till she gets tipped $5 and then she goes fully nude. Part of the weird lay-out of the club is that there's a few chairs by the stage and then some benches along the wall, so the stage dances (which are no touching by law...it's a high mileage club in the back, but zilch up front) are basically performed for one or two guys sitting stageside with others watching if they choose from further away. This makes the dances feel more intimate, since they're directed right at you, which combined with the fully displayed pussy makes for great dances if you're the one tipping, but you never get that party atmosphere with a lot of guys gathered around a stage throwing money.

Another good thing about fully nude dancers is there's a lot of girls with soft skin and the kind of bodies that look even better close-up, which isn't always the case at other places. There's a pretty high volume of girls and they're quick to approach customers to talk or ask for a dance. It's maybe half as many girls as Wacko's, but more than other clubs in Jax. Even at 2pm, over about 45 minutes I saw 6 girls and I'd say 2 were really cute and bubbly.