A little motor (boat) city fun

I arrived at the Coliseum with a friend after a Tigers game. We took an (extremely judgmental) Uber to get there so we didn’t have to worry about parking. We paid the $10 cover to get in and the guys at the door actually were pretty nice and didn’t give you that vibe of over priced security.

Upon passing through the curtains It was difficult to see. They keep the lights very dim, and I’m not sure what they are trying to hide. Price of the drink is around eight dollars, typical for what you would expect.

There are multiple stages with the one in the center being the longest. Getting a seat at that stage can be hit and miss, so we stayed at the bar until we saw something open up. Whenever I take a seat next to the stage I make sure that I tip to keep the girls interested. But they really didn’t seem all that interested in the money on the stage and pretty much ignored me the entire time. Except there was this one busty brunette who if you put a dollar in your mouth but put your face between her huge tent and shake it around like a motorboat. She said that she probably enjoyed it more that I did (doubtful). I then noticed one of the guys from the show topless prophet sitting at the bar. The one that manages all of the girls. He had the total zoot suit thing going on and looked exactly like the old HBO or Cinemax show.