It has a stage and there was a stripper so it counts
First trip to Berlin ever, I had to go to FKK Artemis. Did my research, i felt prepared. Took the train there and was about 5 min walk from train station. Once you enter the lobby there is the hostess lady. They spoke English, said its 90 euros to enter and whatever you decide with the girls is on you guys. You can pay the 90euros via card or cash. Once you pay, you get a wrist band to show you paid and an electronic magnetic wrist band that opens two lockers. One locker small near the lobby to store your cash. one big locker to store your clothing shoes etc.
You also get a robe, you go in the main locker room change in to the robe and take a shower. You also get a pair of slides. The slides are clean once they are done there are cleaning people who will take them and clean them. Shower and you head into the main room on the main floor. Smoking is allowed there and damn it stinks, I dont smoke. One main bar, sofa lounges surrounding bar and one stage with a pole. Alcoholic drinks you need to prepurchase with tokens at the entrance for about 10 euros. All non alcoholic drinks included in the initial fee.
All girls mainly eastern Europeans, some will approach you. Most speak english to communicate. Wow just wow, all girls different sizes, heights, ages, everything. How the game is played is you talk to a girl and agree on services and prices. I dont know if i can go into detail here but lets just say 200 euros for one half an hour session will get you everything you want. From there you go upstairs to the 2nd floor ( assuming 1st = ground even though in Europe its 0 floor). The second floor has keys on some hooks to signify which rooms are clean and available. Keep in mind you can only go to the 2nd floor with a working girl. You can't just rummage up there to hang out. The girl will pick a room and some towels and go to the designated room. Room is clean, it would have a circular bed. You can make some small talk or get into business - your call. After you are done - you return the keys to the cleaning people who then will clean the room after you are done.
This place rocks. OK some more info. Included in the 90 dollar euro fee is AYCE buffet. it is located in the ultra convenient room across the first smoking room with all the girls. When I was there they had a salad bar, cold cuts, bread, one hot entree food and one hot vegetarian dish. I believe It was pork with some sauce and some pasta dish for the vegetarian. in the eating room, it's very well lit and some of the girls will eat there too. I had a yogurt and some bread with a cold cut. If I had to compare it I would say its like 3-4 star hotel breakfast level.
Now on the bottom floor, there is a spa/pool area. In there, there are people who are paid to deliver massages and another bar. Same rules apply, alcoholic drinks paid via tokens and non alcohol drinks are free. I did Sauna and shower to try to get the metabolism rolling. Also on the other side of the bottom floor there is a theatre playing porns. Also further down, there is a pretty nice gym. I did some curls and pull downs (all while naked in my robe lol).
Below are some notes of mine:
You can do robe or nude as a guy. One guy was full nude most dudes were just naked under their robe.
Girls on specific days will be nude or be underwear/ swimsuit.
You can carry your wallet in your robe pocket or use the mini locker.
Everything was very clean to me. Constantly people cleaning the sheets, robes, towels etc.
I get its a different type of review - I did not want to get into graphic details but if anyone has any questions or plan on going to Berlin you can reach out for any questions.
Barron
