I took one for the team...

So, I took one for the team. I booked a hotel. After booking, I realized there was a bordell 3 blocks away. Now, I know the lord works in mysterious ways. Jesus put me in a hotel by a brothel for a reason. I looked for online reviews, and came up wanting. (We call these red flags in English speaking countries.) So, I made some time to go down there, and it went like this…

I ring the bell, after a short wait. A friendly lady greets me. I am led inside. I know the importance of communications during sexy-time. I know I speak the local language like shit. I also know that most of the ladies in places like this are not local. I speak the modern language of commerce, English. These English speaking ladies know how to use that against me.

I am pretty sure it was Sonja who greeted me. I know to screen for communication purposes. So I fired off “Sprechen zee English Bitte” as I came in. Sanja was doing her best to pretend to speak English. I was led inside, and into room. It was pretty 2nd rate. It had a shower, lots of mirrors, and a bed. My kind of second rate. Sanja came back to introduce herself. Then, a cute black lady did the same. However, her body language told me she did not want me as a customer. Sanja pretended to be all-in.

Sanja profile: I am a small fellow 167 cm, She was about that size. Plump fake tits that cost extra to touch, and an ass too small. Her face was pretty enough. She was between 30 and 40 years old.

Inside the room, Sanjay starts asking what I want. I let her know I want French kisses. Oral with out, and I want to fuck. She asks how long, and I say 30 minutes. She tells me €60, and I hand it over. She comes back. And gives me a list of services. (We had already ruled out a message) After a short discussion she comes to €110. I undress, and we talk some more. I add another €40. Not sure what for, but I was in a consensual mood… So, now we are at €220 for a one shot, 30 minute encounter. Sanjay enthusiastically helps me undress. Soon, we are on the bed. I ask for oral with out, but she is not down. She starts an awful covered blow job. I do my best to tell her this is a waste of time on me. Soon, I am getting a proper hand job, without a condom. I will give her a 7 of 10 for that. Soon, I have a beautiful erection. She mentions fucking, (I was actually surprised, I had figured she was going to try to rush me to finish with her hand). I ask her to ride my cock. She assumes the doggy style position, and I go to work. We don’t do that for long, and she is encouraging me to finish. I did my best to communicate that I was not there. She suggests a different position. I said, “I want you to ride my cock.” Since she was pretending to not communicate, we wound up in missionary. She actually looked me in the eyes for 37% of the time I fucked her. I GOT ACROSS THE FINISH LINE! I filled that condom with a dandy load. She helps me clean up. Then offers me a shower. She tells me it will be €20. I told her I was out of money. (I was not. I was out of budget for bullshit) I washed my dick in the sink.