DIVINICUS DOES THE HUSTLE

Ever get that tune in your head, and can't get it out ? "DO THE HUSTLE?..do do do do, doo doo doo.....the HUSTLE". Anyway it was FRIDAY Night and after KNIGHTS game we decided to head south to the xLEgger (name retracted by author) , but instead my buddy says there is the strip club around here. I said yeah, the HUSTLER CLUB, it's not very good. HE said let's go there and check it out. So I drive over there and the outside of the club is lit up like a Christmas tree. A very good looking facade and building. The bouncer said that we had to pay despite that we were locals, said best deal is to get a $12, or so, card and every time thereafter , show the card, and you get in for free. I don't know if this was a hustle or what. But we paid the fee. To the right off the entrance there is the ADULT shop. We checked it out. A very large selection and a lot of floor space. Then we were entered the club. The place wasn't happening. We wandered around and found ourselves in the kitchen area. IF anyone ever says NEVER to eat in strip club, then you know why. I have no idea why the health department hasn't written this place up. Then the "hostess with the mostest" found us (probably alerted by management), she was highly tatted, as was the reoccurring theme here. If you like tatted women, this is the place, on this nite , at least. She gave a us a tour of the place. It was, as mentioned before, a multi tiered set up. The individual "rooms" on the higher level were very interesting. They seem to be themed. But they were open so you look in and look out. All in all, this is the nicest set up for a strip club in Vegas. Then the hostess tried to up sell to a private dance, but we declined. Then we descended to the lower level, sat at table and had a drink. A tatted brunette, slim, long hair, offered private dances. My buddy took her up on it. After about ten minutes he came back and said let's go. So we exited the joint, on way to our car we saw some gangsta's hanging in the parking lot, so we walked around with a wide berth. That is when we stumbled on the school bus. There were a bunch of dancers in the school bus in the middle of the parking lot. The girls inside were prepping or something. But the bus driver saw us gawking and decided to move the bus to other side, where about twenty girls exited the bus and entered the building. My buddy said "did you see that? let's go back in!". He said let's get a dance from one of those girls. We were there for about an hour, but none of the girls that were on the bus came out. So we decided to leave. So in summary, there were about 15 girls working, one was about an 8, the rest were 4s and 5s. All of them tatted. If you like tats then this is place, on this particular night. All in all disappointed.