Was not expecting much and got what I expected

I was in town for the weekend and had some time to kill. I had stopped by The Ball because that seemed to be the best nude club.... coming from Atlanta where I get 10 dollar nude grinding dances at Follies the thought of getting 40 dollar nude air dances from subpar women was not appealing. However I thought maybe the reviewers were being too harsh.... nope they were spot on. So I decided to try MTM's.

From the outside it did not it did not look like much, that did not change once I got inside, the layout has been accurately described. I think the cover was $12, I gave 15 and walked in, it did include a beer and a table side dance, so I figured it was a fair fee. There was not a lot different in the looks of the ladies, I would rate them 5 to 7, mainly white spinners. I sat and drank my beer thinking I may have to call this an early evening when a cute blonde sat down, we talked about the club and the limitations of dancing in TN. She explained that the tableside dances were just that but they got some kind of credit for collecting the coupons so she asked if I would like a dance. I gave her the coupon but asked her for a 2 for 40 on the couches. She readily agreed. She had already told me I could touch anything that was uncovered. She had a great ass for grinding and LDK may have really enjoyed her.

Overall it was not a complete waste of time but there are no extras, no take out, no liquor, and no nudity.... but it very well could be the best Knoxville has to offer, no wonder their football team sucks