Meh all the way around

BLUF: Save your money, go to the club next door.

I went to check this place out on a Friday night around 8:30pm. First note, that the signage is on the street side, but you have to go in though the parking area that was lit with blue LED's. I found the door, and there were 7 guys, all dressed in black guarding the entrance. They told me the place won't open until 9:30pm?!?!

So I wandered over to Dickens (right next door)...