Avoid

Palmeiras Men's Club -

BLUF: Avoid this place, it is a waste of your time. I went in on a Thursday night during a week-long business trip. This place was horrible. No coverage charge to get in the door, and there were a couple of guys in the street ushering people into the place. First the layout of the place was standard, but the decorations, were bad. LED tube lights, and bad overhead lighting. the bar area wasn't all that clean, and the bathrooms had flies buzzing around. Yuck. The Tacate beer was 25 pesos for locals (35 pesos is the rip off price for gringos) but that is without "company" If you want a girl to accompany you, you had to pay 120 pesos (includes a beer for the girl) but...

...there were only 8 or 9 girls in the place, and only 1 was above a '7'. They were mostly very skinny; like count-the-bones skinny. The rest were a mix, but all average 5s, 6s,. Not sure what their level of english was, so bring a local that can translate for you if you come. There is an upstairs if they ever get a crowded, but not sure if they ever use it.