Bummer

I don't understand what is going on here. They opened at 7 pm. I got there about 08:05, and the cover was jacked up from $5 (as the sign said) to $12, because it was after 8. OK, no big deal. Then I walked in and I was literally the only person in the club. There was some dude and a hot young dancer in the cashier's booth with the chick who I'd paid the $12 to. There was a very large black man sitting upstairs in the DJ booth. But the club area was vacant except for me.

In a few minutes and older woman in a gaudy set of lingerie sprang to my side. "$20 private dances 'til 10," she cried. A) she wasn't my type - too tall & too broad for me. B) she said the private dances are topless, but for $40, she'd flash me her "pussycat." Oh brother. I was hoping to observe some hot skinny 20 somethings shaking their bare asses on stage, and was prepared for some upsell from there. But the hot naked stage dances never transpired during the hour and a half that I hung out there.

Only one of the dancers was really hot in my book. She was awesome. Dark hair. Slim, really slim. Perfect perky breasts. Legs that went for days. Face like an angel. And glasses! She was the one who was in there with the cashier when I arrived. She was the first to get on stage too. But for one song only. She did get topless. I tipped her $10 in hopes that she'd go further. After her single song, she came down off the stage and chatted with me briefly. She complained that she didn't like the song. I asked if her bottoms might come off at some point tonight? She said, "I don't know. I doubt it. It depends." Hm.