First time - left happy

Based on reviews I decIded to take an Uber. As numerous others have mentioned there is Valet only, but a strip mall directly across the road. After having my ID checked and being frisked I paid the $20 and entered at about 10pm.

Now I was expecting the club to be relatively full but it was packed. I looked left and saw the sofas completely full. I looked right and totally full. So I proceeded to the bar which was directly in front of me. There was only only one seat available and it was facing forward (back to the entrance). For some reason I immediately noticed the disco ball above the bar (random yes). I ordered a $5 Bud Light and began to look around.

What I saw was beautiful large asses as far as the eye could see. There was a mix of primarily AA and Latina, but a few white females. I love me some Latina and AA with tiny waists and large asses so I thought that I was going to have a good night. Crowd was mixed but definitely matched the demographic of the dancers. My seat was not ideal so when I saw a seat open at the left side of the bar I briskly walked over.