Everything is bigger in Texas

It's been awhile since I've been here but the club never ceases to amaze me on the size of the place nor the number of dancers working, even on a Sunday night. Most girls here are enhanced and I figure you could caulk about 200 bathtubs with the amount of silicone in the place. Definitely a girl to fit everyone's liking.

I settled in with my first beer and was soon approached by one of the notorious cubans. "you want sexy dance?" I opted to take one for a spin. It was like some asking if you wanted a cheeseburger and took you to McDonald's. Technically a cheeseburger but not something you really desire.

Later another one popped into my arms and I thought I'd see if the first was a fluke but I discovered that the lack luster performance was a disturbing trend. I turned down the third cubano who tried to entice me away from my benjamins who left in a snotty huff.

Watching the cornucopia of titties that is the 7 stage stage show led me to a cute young red head. I was smitten and tried to woo her into lightening my wallet after her last stage but she was committed to another PL like me. She said she would find me at the bar if I wanted to wait. I did for about 15 minutes and was ready to uber back to my home away from home when a gift from mother russia descended on me. M------ convinced me that I was best taken care of upstairs be her and her 'natural' physique. I dont know if it was fake news but they were definitely made in russia. The next few dances were the most sensual and invigorating that I had all evening or even in the past few months. Very memorable and Lap Dance King worthy. Crazy how fate plays into your pants some nights.