First time in a long time
Hadn't been here in awhile due to work and general life events. Rolled in about 10:30. Presented my old Z-bone card (remember those?) and got the discount on the entrance fee. The Door guy saw I sported a Disney Imageneering jacket and thought I worked @ The Happyest Place On Earth. I gently corrected him saying the jacket is about FX, animation, writing, and the creative side at the studios---not the rides or theme park. Ironically, I was thinking I was entering an adult theme park looking to experience some exciting rides. Unfortunately, I was underwhelmed. Out of 11+ girls working, only 3 were interesting to me. The infamous SKY, with her outrageous and unabashedly exagerated curves, was wearing a lacy black clingy mini skirt. Her hair (wig)was a long black affair. I've had one encounter with her in the past and while it was pleasant, we never repeated. Get the feeling she thinks I'm not into her. Don't know why because I've never been rude. One day we'll clear up this point. Probably just a misinterpretation of my vibe. She was onstage, I tipped her. She got off and disappeared into the back. I was approached by Vanessa, about 5'3", thick, latina, C cups, average face, about 30 or so, clear heels, smiles, distinct accent. Sweet but not for me. The club was about half full of guys spread out over the seating area. A group of energetic black women came in, hit the tip rail and the energy level in the whole place went up. A large, curly haired, brown dancer with a thick, nearly shapeless body, was onstage doing pole tricks, splits etc. and the black girls were cheering her own and tipping. Everyone was smiling. Real party atmosphere. KIM, a large, thick, shapely woman caught my eye but each time I tried to flag her down, someone else got there first but that's the way it goes. I was approached by numerous women, mostly thick but minimal curve definition except for ample breasts. I politely refused. Finally, as I was getting ready to leave, Vikki, well done man-made curves on a thick frame, came and sat with me. I've had good experiences with her primarily because of her very personable nature and sense of humor. Doesn't take herself too seriously and very even-tempered. She had me crackin' up about some guy that just would stop talking. "He's really sweet," she said, "but doesn't he want to enjoy the dance?" Well, I enjoyed the dance. We went for a set of 3 for $40 because I was on my way out. Very cool. Actually a good Coda for an otherwise so-so night. I will return, hopefully more girls to my liking will be in the house. It always cracks me up that at the entrance there's a sign that warns that any illegal acts are not tolerated. Guess that's just for plausible legal deniability on the part of the club. Or maybe it's meant as a sly nod and wink to what we all know is the real deal.
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