Don’t Go Here, Part 1

I was bored on a Wednesday evening, moping around the TPA airport area. It was clearly valet only parking here (strike #1). However, I only wonder in here since it was an easy walk from my hotel. Otherwise the valet would be an automatic disqualifier.

Cover was $10. They had cigars for sale at the front entrance. However, if smoking is allowed in the main club area, I really didn’t notice it. Otherwise smoking would be another disqualifier (strike #2).

First impression of the club is a reasonable sized stage, with a large bar area to the back / right of the club area. This is a PASTIES club (strike #3)… which I guess I read on the club info, but never registered in my mind ahead of time. My biggest complaint was the ear splitting music volume (strike #4). My ears literarily hurt by the time I left. WTF?