Are we in Vegas or San Antonio?

I’m just asking because the guy who sets the prices here has no fucking clue. Yo $40 for a dance in VIP! $40! $20 for an air dance on the floor. No touching the girls on the stage at all. Hot girls do work here. Me and couple buddies coming from downtown looking for a place to have fun on a Friday night we pick here. $25 cover. BYOB. This club has a blue glow. Stages are to the right, I want to say there were three if I remember right, I was drinking though. The BYOB bar? I guess they serve water here, it is to your left and the VIP back room is just past that. I thought the dancers were hot. Some 8’s and a couple 9’s even. Other than one black dancer, it was mostly Latina. The ones I spoke to were all Cuban. Who danced at these Texas clubs before the Cuban invasion. Maybe 40% of all dancers in San Antonio are Cuban. I tried to tip a girl on stage and as I’m playing with her G-String I’m intructed by one of the managers “You can’t touch but you can go like this” *he kind of grooves his hips at the stage* After seeing this and learning of the prices, I immediately knew I just do not make enough to really have a good time here. I spent the rest of the time at XTC hitting on the bartender and it was off to another club. The one redemption this place has is it has some good looking girls (they fucking better be for what they’re charging) but at the the end of the day there are better clubs in San Antonio. Like Perfect 10 and SA Men’s club.