Whoever runs this place needs to run to the state of Montana and hide. The fuck away from here.

Friday night. Far East side. If you look at past reviews they mention Montana Hideaway is on the far outskirts of town. Well in the past few years the city grew eastward, so there is some stuff that way now. Across from Cinemark East. $15 cover. BYOB. Dances are $10 for main room $20 for VIP. Compared to some of the other clubs in town, kind of run down place. Walk in VIP is on the left. Only one stage in the back left corner. It’s a dark place with red lights. They got some cheesy ass 1980’s music video smoke machine thing too that startles everybody when it goes off. Not too many girls working. I would say about 10. Dancerwise it was all Latina when I went except one Phillipino girl who was fun to talk to. Not a lot of good English spoken. There are some older dancers here. Like in their 40’s and maybe even 50’s. It’s dark as fuck so they kinda look good on stage then when they come up to you they get like 20 years older. But I did see a couple good looking dancers here. Probably a couple 8’s. But they were taken the whole time I was there. I can’t blame those customers though there wasn’t much else. I mean I get you need to run a line up out there, but too many fat girls. You have to either A. not hire them in the first place or B. Have that tough talk to lose the weight or get lost. One of my ex’s best friend was working here this night (no she was not hot) that shit certaintly didn’t help me not want to leave.

Then from like 930 to 10 there was nobody on stage. WTF? It’s a fucking a Friday night! Half hour of nobody on stage? Everybody just kind of slowly starting leaving. I ended up joining them. I think the most fun thing I did here was take a shit in their fucked up bathroom. I might be being a little harsh, the place has potential. It just needs to be better run and honestly needs a makeover. It’s pretty beat up. But in previous visits you will actually see a couple good looking girls working here but the rest is crap. Go to a fucking gym. There are way too many hot girls in El Paso to be hanging out at place like this. I’ll just go to a fucking nightclub next time. (Or might just come back for one of those 8’s)