I have to re-adjust my standards from the MW to the PNW.

So, it seems like I have to adjust my strip club standards after leaving the Midwest and now living in the Pacific Northwest. The clubs here seem to be more highly regulated and more expensive. The expensive part does not surprise me however. This area is 27% more expensive than where I'm from. The club was nice. No smoking. Steep $20 cover charge but that includes free soft drinks. No alcohol at the clubs as far as I could tell and I'm guess that's the first regulation compared to what I'm used to. No big deal, as I gave up alcohol anyways. Lots of natural girls (ie no plastic surgery) which is a big plus. The hustle is fast and frequent. I'm assuming this is due to the high cost of living in the area. Waitstaff and girls were nice. I'm not at all impressed with the lack of privacy getting dances. Again, more local regulations I'm assuming (I did not ask). Easy to find via GPS. Parking seemed safe. Lack of a tip rail sucked. I did not partake in any dances and can't recall the pricing. Not sure I'll go back. I think I'm going to travel to better clubs from now on. All in all, not a bad club. Just nothing special either.