It doesn't get any more local...

I like strip clubs / gentleman's clubs / tittie bars, etc.. I also like day drinking and video poker. When you put all three under one roof, it makes for a fun afternoon. It's free to enter in the afternoon, but they may charge a cover every night after 6 or 7. I know it's $10 on Friday and Saturday nights, but I'm not sure for other weeknights. Also, they are closed on anything remotely considered a holiday. I went on Father's Day and they were closed... (Insert daddy issue jokes here)

This bar (I wouldn't call it a "Club") definitely serves it's purpose. At any given time between noon and 4am, you can find up to 20 girls dressed in their underwear, walking around the room, ready to show you a good time. Whether you work at one of the hundred or so manufacturing, logistics hubs, gravel quarrys, warehouses, or other businesses in the area, or you're just a guy who works from home a lot and can head to a tittie bar at 3 in the afternoon and pound a few $4 beers, you'll find some girl who fits your type. Because the area has a large Latino population, most of the girls are Latinas, which is a plus for me. The girls range wildly in every stat - Age, weight, cup size, brains... You'll find all of them here. They don't seem to discriminate at hiring time. If a girl wants to come in and walk around mostly naked, then they can get a job here. I've seen girls that could be legit models, and girls that could scare a buzzard off a shit truck. Most of the girls are a solid 6-8. Nice, easy on the eyes, etc. Like I said there are some legit 9s and 10s, and there are some 2s & 3s. But those are all rare. By and large, the majority of the ladies working are cute, easy to talk to, and do not disappoint.

The front area of the joint has a long bar, maybe 20 seats, and a dozen or so tables. On the back wall are 5 video gambling machines. The girls put money in the juke box for the songs, and they play full length, unlike most strip clubs with a DJ. There is no stage, no pole, and once you get in the back room for a lap dance, no holds barred. This was the first place I've been where the girl took my hands and put them on her tits. The one thing I found strange at first was they do the lap dance standing up, while you sit on a bar stool, back against a wall. The back room has about 12 bar stools, and you're almost shoulder to shoulder when it's full. But the girls, for the most part, will spend the entire full length song grinding their ass on your dick. I never tried playing Stairway to Heaven or Freebird, but that might just get you a 2-for-1! Dances are $10 each. Some girls may tell you they will pull out their tits for $20 a dance. Whether or not to upgrade would depend greatly on the girl.