lots of lazy girls and one R.O.B.

I opted to try this place out when I was last visiting Houston. St. James was too much of an Uber ride and I had tried Centerfolds before. So i thought I would explore new ground. Besides, the Reverend gave it a few good reviews, and who am I to dispute a man of the g-string cloth.

Got in , paid cover and checked out the club. two stories. Top floor looks abandoned unless its open when they get busy. Later I found that different areas of the club (including upstairs) are the various private areas for VIP dances. Each has a escalating rate which no one could explain to me the reasoning behind that. It was necessary to get a bottle with the VIP experience as it seems that loop hole allows you to have company. (dont know for sure on that.) Anyway, I sat nursing my beer for a while and checked out the cover girls that were working.

I think most of them were cover girls for a magazine called 'Ignore Men' because they seemed content to gather in small groups, eat dinner, and drink at the bar. On a few occasions one of them would remember why they were there and approach the meager crowd assembled.

I ended up doing dances with 4 different cover girls. No VIP, just regular $20 throws. Full length songs with moderate grinding but nothing that hinted at anything more enticing in any one of the VIP areas. All but one tried to upsell me into that world. The last Cover girl of the evening kept talking up what a nasty incredible time we would have if i just spent a couple of hundred..."you got an ATM card, don't you baby?" After 2 songs with her I was really bummed out on the whole vibe going on and took my troubles with me back to hotel.