Being the only Customer isn't cool

I'm going to get some facts out of the way first: Players Club (aka the Wagon Wheel) is in a lonely, but safe-feeling industrial section of Baltimore. High cover ($25 for members) keeps the riff-raff out. BYOB means no drink hustle, and you can save some $$ by bringing in your cooler or a six pack and not have to pay strip club prices. Lap dances are $30 per. Girls are mostly white, there's almost always a girl of color, often black, but sometimes asian. Girls are mostly thin spinner type.

Now the review: My god, this was a sad and weird visit. I know Tuesday isn't always the greatest, but it's a day I come more often than not, so take my word for it. Got there early in the evening (8:30) and there was just one other customer there. Talent was pretty typical, with hotties like Jade and Wendy, and old standbys like Tyler, Roxy, Carmine, and Faith.

A strip club in January in Baltimore isn't the greatest scene to begin with, and being the only person there heightens all of the bad aspects of going to a club.