Becoming my fave in the Bay

Whenever Tampa area clubs come up, somebody is going to mention Mons Venus or "the one with the spaceship" (2001 across the street). They're famous. Celebs go there. I've seen a band's road crew round up groupies at Mons. The Tampa clubs, however, are on the decline. After visiting Oz, I think this is my new fave in the Bay area. Oz is not full nude like Mons/2001, but if it's all about seeing snatch for you, just look at porn. Oz serves alcohol.

Walking in from the main entrance, you'll see the stages first and the bar tucked in the back corner. The bar is often more "happening" than the stage. This isn't a club with fierce competition to out tip each other at the stage. You toss back a few cold ones and watch some topless dancing. While at the bar, you'll probably get some one-on-one time with a dancer.

I've visited twice. Drove once (kept the beers to a minimum) and Uber'd the second time. You can get a decent lapper in the back. If you talk to them long enough, you'll learn this isn't Miami - It's not pay for VIP and get ready to bang. This is one of those places there isn't even a price. There is some privacy and decent contact. One dancer gave a pretty accurate description of my unit. Another dancer had her hand down there and hidden from anyone seeing. It seems like there would be enough privacy to take junior out, but apparently it ain't happening due to all the cameras and shit.