Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club
12835 Montana Ave El Paso, TX 79938

Charming but far from upscale place

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Bargainhunter69
Jan 16, 2019, 4:21 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Interesting place. Byob. Not a classy joint but and kind of dirty but that is part of the charm, I guess. It is a bit of a drive to get to, but it is an easy place to spend a few hours. Laid back atmosphere where you can just sit around in uncomfortable chairs and watch middle aged women give a minimal effort on stage. I did not see any actual pole tricks, but dancers will give you a good view if you go up to the stage and throw a few bucks down. They have a fog machine which is annoying and they use too much. It has low class dirty vibes, but I kinda liked that because it's almost funny. The bathroom is bad, almost as bad as the one at can but not quite. They have a thing of dollar store dish soap instead of actual soap in the bathroom, and after a dance in the VIP, you'll probably be wishing they had extra strength antibacterial instead. Speaking of the VIP, this is the reason I'd go back if I ever do. It costs another 20 bucks for VIP access which is lame and it is a dark room with a few couches where everyone gets vip dances at once. Not bad if it's not crowded but when I was there, there was usually one or two other dudes at the same time. I got dances with 3 different girls this visit. The vip dances we're very good. They all had no limit on where hands went. One dancer was a young thicker pretty Latina who was in trouble at another club so was there, she was good but kinda annoying. One was an older Latina, thin and knew what she was doing, just good at her job. And then there was Valentina who was a petite Latina who was the highlight of my afternoon. She was definitely the most popular girl on a fairly crowded afternoon. Dances with her were very good. At one point her hand went down the pants in the VIP. Song ended and then a fat cowboy sat literally right next to me which ruined the moment. So the VIP is lame but if guess some people kinda like the open layout. Overall, it's a good place for a low pressure chill time but not for a upscale afternoon. I don't know for sure but I suspect that there is an expansive menu in the VIP if it's not too crowded.

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Charming but far from upscale place