I like Trashy, but not like this....

I am happy to admit that I actually like my clubs to be on the trashy side. i don't like fake tits and I love getting dances from women who remind me of the ones from my home town -- just normal women, trying to hustle and make a living and have a good time. So, I generally like small town, midwestern clubs. They can be very hit and miss, however, and this one was a huge miss.

As soon as I walked in the door after paying a $15 cover I regretted it. The place smelled horribly like smoke, which surprised me because so many of the bars across the rest of the state are now smoke free. I ordered a beer and found a seat, and immediately was besieged by a woman who had disgusting teeth and who smelled like body odor. I told her I had just arrived and wanted to watch a few dances first, but she did not take the hint and stayed there with me. Ugh. Eventually she was called up to the stage and i was able to escape. By that point I'd seen 3-4 others in the rotation and had already decided to cut my losses and get the hell out of there. I would not come back here and i would not recommend that you try it either.