WOW has this place gone downhill since the old days. A few of us decided to give this slutdive a try since the last time we were there it was called: Crazy Horse. From what I heard the old owners were wrapped up in some huge cocaine ring that got taken down by the DEA. So they changed the name of this rat-trap to Stilettos. Where do I begin? I came in with a small group of buddies on a Thurs night around 9pm. The fat guy at the cash register said the cover was $5 so we all thought it was cheap enough & we gladly paid. What none of us realized was how incredibly small & shitty this place actually is! Once we finally made our way passed the tub of lard that collected our cash we saw some washed up looking haggard blonde with a cottage cheese ass dancing on a stage that wasn't any bigger than my living room!! I actually think our living room is bigger. We weren't at all turned on by the late 30s trashy blonde with cellulite dripping off her kangaroo pouch from probably 3-4 kids she had with multiple FB'S like 15yrs ago. So we all decided to hangout at the bar & get shitfaced. Next up on stage was a tall, sesame street, big bird looking bitch with a long, penguin nose & dyed red hair. She had a nasty mole or maybe a freshly popped pimple that I couldn't get out of my head that just glistened off her chin. This bitch was covered in horrendous & senseless tattoos all over her 88lb heroin filled body. She had no tits. No ass and a crooked snaggle tooth. My buddy actually whispered in my ear & asked me if it was a freakin tranny!! I got a real kick out of that comment. Anyways this broad was smashed off whatever mass amounts of xanax & other drugs+alcohol she was under the influence of. She almost fell off the stage that's how fucked up she was!! So we decided to keep drinking at the bar & bullshitting to the fat slob who posed as a wannabe bouncer aka protector for the girls. This dude actually had larger tits than most of the women dancing in this drug den. Around 12am we noticed we were the only ones left in this place except for maybe 2-3 other dudes who looked super disappointed & miserable asf. Just when we almost decided to cut our losses & bounce...out walks this tiny little burnette with absolutely no tits just nipples!! Yeah just nipples? It was really strange...freakish almost. So she hustles my boy into doing several lap dances & she doesn't even get naked for him! Then the ignorant little cunt with a 9yr old little boy's body gets pissed off because he only tipped her $4!! Whenever she wouldn't even take off her underwear for a private lap dance? But wait I thought we were in a strip club not a Kevin Spacey encounter at a trashy bar with an18yr old flat chested body that can be mistaken for a male waiter who complained about getting naked & groped up? This pretty much did it for us. The one girl we decide to get a lap dance from was a complete egotistical bitch who did nothing but complained about not getting tipped enough!? Whenever all she did was look at her phone every 30sec as she eagerly awaited the end of the four dances my buddy paid $60 for. After that mess we decided to say fuck it & see if any other potentials would magically appear to make our night any better? Unfortunately that never happened. Only one last dancing slutbag with bleached blonde hair came prancing out. This hot mess reminded me of something off the Game of Thrones! She seriously looked like one of those skeletons from the snow world as she shook her 90lbs or so of pin cushioned flesh on stage! It was totally noticeable the insane amount of track marks that covered her frail, boney arms from top to bottom!! I can now understand why Blush has 100s of ppl every night while this shithole gets 8-10ppl!! This was an ABSOLUTE bust! We'll NEVER go back. FYI the bathroom has one toliet & a single urinal with puddles of piss that saturated the floor! So DO NOT wear nice shoes. It was an EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTING night. I'd HIGHLY suggest you go elsewhere. I'm sure that ANYWHERE would be better than this junkie, HIV, venereal diseased haven!!
NEVER AGAIN! - Review of Stiletto's • 301 4th Ave
New Brighton, PA 15066 - tuscl
