NEVER AGAIN!

WOW has this place gone downhill since the old days. A few of us decided to give this slut dive a try since the last time we were there it was called: "The Crazy Horse". From what I heard the old owners were wrapped up in some huge cocaine ring that got taken down by the DEA. So they changed the name of this rat-trap to "Stilettos."

Where do I begin? I came in with a small group of buddies on a Thurs night around 9pm. The fat guy at the cash register said the cover was $5 so we all thought it was cheap enough & we gladly paid. What none of us realized was how incredibly small & shitty this place actually is!

Once we finally made our way passed the tub of lard that collected our cash. We immediately saw some washed up, haggard looking blonde bimbo with a cottage cheese ass dancing on a stage that wasn't any bigger than my living room!! I actually think our living room is bigger.