Timing is evidently everything

I have not visited PH for a really long time, but have kept updated with all the reviews I read on here. Everyone seemed to prefer the place during the daytime as opposed to the night, so I decided to make a stop in Burlington for myself. For over a year I have been going to the Carnival, which is hardly a strip club and does not leave anything to the imagination.

Two ancient customers pulled up next to me in the parking lot and made haste into the building. When I entered five minutes later, they must have hooked up with two strippers as there was no sign of them. I got my diet coke and sat watching the 3 girls who were working. There was a very hot and supple strawberry blonde decked out in a net outfit and I would have jumped at the chance to take her into the back. But once she was done dancing, she made a bee line for one of the five customers sitting at the long bar. A few smiles and gyrations and they disappeared. The next dancer was tall and lean, blonde with very high heels, sporting a small tattoo on the very corner of her left "cheek".

So I went in the rear and had two dances. Once she removed her heels, she still was tall and much to my liking. First dance was a warmup and second ended in some serious motion, but I decided to end it there. O well, first time. I needed a better array of dancers and no doubt I went at the wrong time of day. 12:20 and everybody had obviously paired up already.