So, so time

Went to the club on a Friday afternoon right after they opened. Everyone else covered the parking lot and how dark the club is when you first go in, so I'll skip that. The girls all seemed to be more interested in texting on their phones than entertaining the customers. I grabbed a drink and sat by the stage to sample some of the dancers before deciding who to go to the back with. I don't know if I picked the wrong day or time, but it seems like most of the women were older and a bit on the chunky side - and spoke broken English or correct Spanish, I couldn't tell. The dancers at the stage were ok, nothing to write home about. I then took a seat on the side lines and observed everyone on their phones - or talking with customers. I was hoping to find a hottie to go to VIP with (I even brought my own hat as recommended by others). Was finally approached by a chubby white girl, Carol I think, who was happy to play with the stick shift before asking for a private dance. I went for a private (not VIP) dance and I swear her only goal was to go as fast as possible and be done with it. I went back to the side lines for a bit before calling it a day. Ladies -- I would suggest paying attention to the customers -- we come with cash to spend. Better luck next time.