No Surprises, Got What I Expected

Went in on a Monday around 3-4pm as is pretty much necessary since the place closes at 8pm. Unfortunately greeted at the door by a pretty busted looking AA woman who reeked of stale Coronas and was obviously drunk. Would not take my subtle hints that I was not at all interested and stuck by the seat next to me scaring off the other talent. Kept trying to get me to pet her kitty as well which would have been more welcome if she hadn’t been so offputting to me.

Finally she left and I was able to get some work done. Tried to get the attention of a cheery AA with glasses and a fantastic ass but she went to the back before I could wrangle her. Instead the only white girl in the place came over and offered me the world. Settled for a handshake instead since for some reason (despite what seems to be standard here) she wanted to go to a private room otherwise. Was great, allowed a lot of roaming while she took care of business right at the bar. Finished and she called a guy over to mop up under the bar which I guess is nice but was also probably the most surreal thing that happened all day. Overall spent about 60 since I had a drink or two waiting and sent some heavy tips to everyone but the drunk sitting next to me (seriously lady take the hint) plus the fun with the white girl.

Notice I haven’t talked about the venue? Crap bar in a crap town, thank goodness it closes at 8 cuz I’m sure it turns into a shot show after dark around there.