I can't afford to club the way I want to here!!

I have to say, this place makes me crazy. The girls are almost uniformly stunning, and even the second tier girls are attractive. The waitresses are also hot and they are always alert to meet your needs. Seems like heaven, until it's time to pay the price.....

Let's get the routine stuff out of the way first. Paper Moon has a large parking lot, free, and no valets. This is the last free thing that you will see.....

With new ownership, some new procedures have been instituted. Before you enter, an employee looks at your ID (note: no scanning here) to make sure you're old enough, asks if you have any metal objects in your pockets before he runs his metal detector over you. Oops! Darn that ever present knife in my pocket.....I pulled it out and said, "I just take this back to the car." He just smiled and said thanks. I returned a minute later and was promptly scanned and cleared. He was friendly and polite through the whole process and let me say that I have zero problem with policies that are meant to make everyone safer. I entered and paid the $12 cover. I also left a tip for the girl at the desk for which she thanked me.