Steady Decline of the GGR

Went back to the GGR after a long layoff (2+ years). Same setup as always; very quiet outer bar with sad dudes milking sodas, and the inner bar/stage area. There is always 1 dancer consistently dancing and 0-2 girls on dollar parade.

There is also the back area for the dancers, which, by virtue of the amount of time most dancers spend back there, must be the most interesting spot in the club. Very few hustlers here.

Went up to the booth, studied the monitor and selected Ashley. Got my ticket and waited...for over thirty minutes. Checked back in and was told there was still 2 tickets in front of me (Should have asked when I got the ticket). Antsy, I asked who had the shortest lines...after some eye rolling and deep breaths, the DJ just handed me a ticket and called Brooke (?).

Brooke was a nice thin white girl with a small chest, nice conversation and cigarette breathe. 2 dances, some ass grabbing and away I went, vowing not to return. A few minor upgrades in staff and atmosphere would do wonders here.