The most Smelly

Stop by a few weeks ago, and this might be one of the worst places I have ever been. It's very small, the bar maybe has enough room for 3 people and the stage is maybe an inch higher than the floor. The is floor dances, than a booth along the back that's semi private from the main room but not private at all from the other people getting dances, than the VIP which is really just the most white trash ed hardy room in the world. Unknowning the VIP room was just that, literally Ed Hardy engraved bench which was the most shallow bench in the world and if I remember right a dragon statue and some more Ed Hardy shit. But Ed hardy wasnt the worst thing in this room, it was the stripper. She was the most attractive one there, just meaning she didnt current look like she hadn't been smoking crack for 3 days. I bought a membership that day and wanted to get a dance or 2 at least for the $35 I spent to get in. We go into VIP and she takes off all her clothes and underwear, immediately the whole room smells like a dirty vagina, like she would be standing 5 feet away and I could smell the STDs and wanted to puke. It was so bad after I left I could smell it on my clothes for over an hour. She did offer to go have a drink with me outside the club and to sell me her panties. This was hands down the worst strip club and worst experience I have ever had with a woman in my life. I really started to think about what life choices I have made in my life to smell such a dirty vagina that I felt I needed to wash my clothes from just being near it. I went to another club after and I told the girls I went there and they looked at me in disappointment and said dont you know, only reason to go there is to get a very cheap whore.