Test drive with B***

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon, which is usual for me. The interior layout, parking, drink prices all have been quite adequately and correctly described on this board so no need for redundancy.

As a regular reader and contributor to this forum, I have noticed the frequent accolades given to a particular dancer, B***, who is frequently mentioned on this board. I had never taken her for a spin before so on the advice of my fellow TUSCLers decided, what the hell, what have I got to lose.

Without going into the intimate details, let me say that previous reports of her prowess are spot on. She apparently has mastered the art of deception concerning the weekday manager/bouncer or perhaps she has worked a special deal with him, but we were undisturbed in the upstairs alcove she favors for this old geezer to relive his misspent youth to the fullest extent permitted by law, actually not permitted by law.