Best o' the best but no touchy

If you want to show people a good time, this is the club to go to. Not much to look at from the outside, the minute you walk in, you feel like you're in a rap video. Beautiful girls all around, incredible pole dancing and it feels lux. Even the guys look more like suits but overall everyone's there to have a good time.

I went with two friends, one of who was having a birthday, so we got him a couple lap dances. I got chatted up by a tall blonde, fake titties, who was trying to explain bitcoins to me. Next thing you know, she was sitting on my lap reaching into my pocket. We made our way to the lap dance section. I got three dances with her where she reached under my shirt and I got to grab on her bolt-on bazongas. Tried to feed on them but was negged.

Hung around for another half hour or so. Chatted with a few more girls, one Asian, one Hispanic. Got an air dance from the latter who was smoking hot but not very handsy -- either direction. The birthday boy had a couple of dances and he said he made out with one of the girls, but I have no idea if he was bullshitting or not.