Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Two Part Review - Grannys to Hotties?

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thedude1028
Nov 12, 2018, 12:51 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I get a chance to stop here once a year on my way to North Jersey for work. This is a two part review as I stopped Monday night and Thursday afternoon.

Part 1: Monday around 11pm. I was surprised to see more than 0 patrons in the club at this time. I wasnt expecting much and I found even less. Probably 6-8 girls if you can call them that...they were all easily grandmothers. The only name I recall is Shakira and she does not live up to the name. I passed on a few oldies while drinking my $10 bottle of water. There were maybe 2 girls with faces that were 5ish but the bodies didnt match. There was one very skinny girl who I would have taken for a spin if I were more desperate but her face didnt do much for me. So I bailed after about 35 minutes.

Part 2: On the return trip I decided to give Playhouse another chance because of all the good things I've read about the afternoon shift. I got there right around 3pm and was shocked to see a full parking lot. Once inside I found one of the limited seats between two other patrons and enjoyed the show. I still wouldnt say these girls were Prime grade A but they were definitely more in my age range and better looking than monday night. Many girls stopped by for a little bar side tease but I turned down their offers of more because I was eyeing a group of 3 younger girls. It took a while of patient waiting but eventually Angel made her way over. She is a slender Brazilian brunette with nice sized real breasts (real being the key here). She spoke good english and had a good sense of humor. No bar side tease but I knew what I wanted so I took a shot. We went back for some dances. Once inside the little room (and it was little) she did a nice lap dance and at my request loosened by belt....at first she was a bit shy about the camera (I cant imagine anyone cares right? there are wipes and lotion in each room...) but eventually we settled on a seating arrangement that worked for both of us. She was very accommodating and sensual. I made sure to take my time. No need to rush and she had no problem with that. Didnt rush me once or turn off the beautiful smile. Six songs later I left completely drained. She didnt ask for a tip above the cost of the dances but I gave her one anyway.

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