The Trap Lounge
Closed
13690 NW 7th Ave Miami, FL 33168

Always been a dive - but seems on a downward trend from that

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Papi_Chulo
Nov 8, 2018, 2:33 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I have reviewed this club b/f so will not get into club details - refer to my October 6, 2014 Trap Lounge review for club details - but in a nutshell The Trap Lounge is a kinda rundown black dive with $10 full-nude often VHM/UHM 2-way-contact floor-dances - there are also 2 private VIP dance booths that are $25 to the house for 30-minutes plus w/e you negotiate w/ the dancer - dancers are all black and often stacked but def not beauty-queens but they often deliver very-high-mileage - on a slow night there may be 4 or 5 dancers and busier nights 8 to 12 but that's often enough for this small club since many custies often just hang-out and don't get any dances and the girls tend to circulate and approach - club has free parking and never has a cover charge (it's more of a neighborhood bar w/ some round-the-way ebonies) - club opens in the late-afternoon (3pm I believe) but usually zero to 2 dancers in the afternoon; past 6pm dancers start arriving - club usually closes by 1:30 am or so; may stay open later on Fr/Sat eves if there are enough custies - sometimes dancers leave by 12:30 am if the club is slow - no DJ which is a good-thing - songs are played from an IPOD and usually in the 3 to 3.5 minutes in length (sometimes they are played a bit longer and sometimes a bit shorter).

This last Trap visit was on Sunday 11/4/18 ~9pm - The Trap is a small hole-in-the-wall that is falling apart w/ poor A/C and no seating other than barside-seating around the square bar (the lone stage is inside the bar) - The Trap is more of a neighborhood bar w/ some naked round-the-way ebonies - as I mentioned no DJ, and the club is bare-bones (they don't even have napkins, and no full-bar just beer/wine) - this is not a flashy place to hang/shill at nor the type of place to be a baller - thus it's mostly a laidback older crowd vs a jumping strip-club w/ rain-making.

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