Boring

Was here 2 weeks ago, but I still feel inclined to write a review. I decided to head down to Raleigh on a whim with the intention of finally seeing what the Gentlemen's Club had to offer. Let me tell you, the club was DEAD! I decided to sit down and get a bit of a feel of the place, needless to say I was bombarded by 3-4 women attempting to pressure me into a dance. I understand that money was probably no good because the club was so empty, but there is no reason for a bunch of girls to approach a guy for a dance 5 mins upon entry. Let the dude get settled first!!!

I decided to take out about $100 for the stage, and had fun throwing my $1's around. Eventually I decided to sit back down and was met by an older blonde (?) (memory is a bit foggy) telling me that it would make her night if she was on top of me. I decided to cave in and we went to the very back of the club for a lap dance. She took off her top and told me touching was allowed from the waist up. Her grind was good, but when she got on top of me, I couldn't help but notice that her belly button and groin area stunk real bad (the fact that I remember the smell 2 weeks later should tell you something). As soon as she finished the dance, she persisted I get another one. No thanks, I felt a bit grossed out and $40 short.

I sat back down and hung out for maybe another hour until I started talking to a brunette who seemed pretty fun and had decent conversation skills. I was brought into the back again, however, unlike the first woman, this time I was led to an area without a curtain. Figured this was a bad sign, and I was right- ended up leaving disappointed again and $35 short.