How to Ruin Clancey's - Review of Clancy's Pub • 144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Wear thick jeans so that the girls won't want to grind on you and if they do it will irritate your skin! Don't drink bottled drinks. Those glasses are filthy. Strip clubs are filthy. Maybe you'll get a bacteria infection! Don't tip the girls on the stage that has no boundaries between the girls and the customers. It is way too inexpensive to spend $1 to fondle a girl. Drive all the way from south Jersey. This is a neighborhood bar and there are plenty of good strip clubs outside of Bloomfield NJ. Drive a long way for no reason! Throw a beer bottle into one of the many flat screen televisions. That way you can never go back! Bang your glass on the bar loudly over and over. Be generally disruptive. The Brazilian family from Newark definitely has the capacity to hurt you Take them up on it. There are young hot girls here. But there are also old women way past there prime. Only get lap dances from the old women! Spit on the young hotties. Don’t check out the bartenders. Most of them are hot. You’re trying not to have a good time. If you get OTC don't wear a condom. These girls are probably doing this with other men so they likely have STDs. Spend every penny you have at the club. Don't save anything. You might get sick and not be able to work. Plus there might be a recession. Tell your wife or girlfriend that she is not as hot as the girls at Clancey's and that you think about them when you fuck her. That way the only way you'll get laid again is by fucking a prostitute.