New level of GPS

I’ve liked my recent visits to Subi’s — nice ladies, good environment, reasonable prices. But I met a dancer with a whole new level of GPS — can we call it Platinum PS? “Venus” sat down at my booth, and started in with a load of SS — her multiple degrees, yet dancing gave her the flexibility to dress sexy and show off how beautiful she was. She starts and ends negotiations at $500 — she was perturbed when I told her I usually spend about a third of that, and that I woudn’t be using the ATM to accommodate her financial needs. She said I wouldn’t find anyone who would perform for that much money, but as an experienced clubber, I knew exactly what I was doing. Venus said she didn’t want to waste any more of our time (after drinking the $14 cocktail I bought her) and I was glad she bolted. The very next dancer to visit, young honey Channel, fit my needs both physically and financially, and I had a great experience with her.