Tried it and didn't like it

After a bad experience at the Landing Strip on my last visit to Detroit, thought I'd give FC a try. Haven't been there in years. Mandatory valet, high cover and high cost of beer didn't start me off in a good frame of mind. That changed when a hot blonde planted herself next to me and started to chat. She truly was the best looking woman in the place and I told her so. She suggested we move to the upstairs bar where it was quieter. I asked where else she had danced and she ran off a pretty impressive list. It became evident that she was older than she looked. She started to work on me about a dance and started outrageously high, complaining about the cut the house took. We finally agreed on a price, (that was still too high), and went into very private cubicle with full curtain. I knew I was in for bad time when I discovered she was wearing double g-strings. You guessed it, only one came off. Limited contact upstairs and even less down. I barely got to 2nd base and got thrown out going for 3rd. It was obvious we were going no where so I bailed and didn't waste any more time or money. Ended up at Bogarts with a hot little AA spinner.