WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME- SUCKED

So last Sunday I realized at 1pm my football team was on a bye week so I decided I would go to DD for a few drinks and see how the talent was, as i had not visited the club in a few months.

As far as the club its exactly the same- free cover during day, $3 Heineken Light on Sundays, and as previously reported club has more of a neighborhood bar vibe going. Now for the girls I was shockingly surprised at the talent on a Sunday at 2:00pm! 2-3 eights, all the rest were seven. For the first time in a long time nothing below a 7. I relaxed had a few beers, maybe one to many hoping to get the hot blondes attention but failed to do so, I did get the petite brunettes (her name started with an S) attention and chatted a bit.

Soon we discussed details for a dream of FS in VIP and settled for a price. From there it was 100% downhill!! While she did deliver what she promised it was simply the worst attempt ever. Literally every possible ride she claimed my guy below was "too Big"- while I love the flattery i am strictly average lol Everything hurt and refused multiple positions not DATY no CBJ anything BUT did FS barely.