What A Weird Place

I normally like little corner bars with strippers way more than the big megaplexes you'll see with the pillars and arches and prime rib. I want cheap beer and something nice to look at and slip some bills to.

After deplaning, stashing my bag at an airport hotel and getting an Uber, I got dropped on a sidewalk in this funky little industrial park. I did not feel entirely safe and I don't think I've ever said that before.

Four women, one dancing, one playing video poker, one sitting on a chair looking bored and one eating at the bar. The one on the chair weighed 250 minimum. Chance, the one at the bar was actually a very pretty AA dancer in good shape. I tipped her when she danced and I went for a private dance. Three dances for $100. I never even got to see her pussy and she was hyper alert about the gauzy curtain but to be honest, she could have loudly garroted me and the bartender wouldn't have even looked over. I left after 30 minutes, really disappointed. It's a dive. I like dives. But this one was just kind of gross.