Woof

My buddy and I wanted to check out the airport scene, so we did a little crawl. This was the second place we stopped. We should have figured with no cars in the parking lot, not much to hope for. We got in and the place was empty. We got to the bar and got a beer, bar maid said the girls would be right out. After about a minute they did and immediately the Home Alone line came into my head, Buzz your girlfriend, WOOF! These broads were fugly and easily pushing 250 pounds. We attempted to be in conversation to avoid them coming over, but again we were the only people in the place. My friend and I quickly chugged our beers and left. Not again.