Hoops
48 W 33rd St
New York, NY 10001
Awful place
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Dougmann100
Oct 6, 2018, 5:34 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening
Went to Hoops on a Wednesday evening. Talent was awful. A lot of ugly girls, most were overweight or didn’t take care of themselves. I also dislike tattoos, many of the girls were heavily tatted up.
Had a beer at the bar and an annoying dancer from Chicago sat next to me. I forget her name, the Cubs were playing and she was very much into the game. She told me she cracked her tooth dancing one time when the Cubs won the World Series. She had to file her tooth off a little to make it even. Sure enough, her teeth were nasty too.
Had such a lousy time I ran out before I finished half my beer. Won’t return.
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