Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
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895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109

A visit to MBOFT

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kuhl
Oct 1, 2018, 4:43 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Friday night and the vibe was really interesting. Had to be a good 20 Asian dudes wearing name tags from some convention in town. They tipped quite a bit, sat in the front row, and got a lot of attention from the girls. There were also some more "local" looking guys, and apparently some regulars. The regulars were pretty interesting: I don't think I've ever seen this so dramatically on display before, but several of the girls giving a stage show basically came out from behind the curtains, and b-lined to someone they obviously knew, and basically gave a one-on-one dance for almost the whole time. That's good business for the girl, I guess, and it's probably awesome for the dude....and of course we all know he's paid quite a bit for that privilege....but this happened about 2-3 times. As a spectator, I thought it was kind of lame.

There was a great diversity of women, leaning towards a White majority. One or two girls even danced to Russian songs, which was pretty cool. One of these girls had really great posture, and I had to wonder if she was a ballerina back in the motherland. Nobody really stood out though. There were also a few Asian girls, and a couple Black girls. But nobody really stood out. For me, that is. My buddy went nuts for this one girl...a simple looking Brunette that looked like she could have just stepped off the bus. I don't think she even had much makeup on. He was carrying on about how she was a "girl next door." So, if that's your thing, they've got one here. Personally, I like more of the "painted up like trash" kind of lady -- I've got the girl next door back at home.

The dancers were pretty mercenary. I saw a few try the "I'm going to grab your arm and pull you out of your chair" move. Yikes. I really, really hate that one. One walked up to me and just grabbed my balls as a greeting. I thought that was a cool move. She had my attention! I think she was offering extras in the range of $400-$500. Yikes....no thank you. We all know that outstanding services can be obtained elsewhere for those prices. Gotta compliment her on the directness though. No slow incline to the upsell, just starting off big. A couple other girls made me the same offer that night. Started off big. I asked about getting a dance, and they looked at me like I was crazy. I think dances were something like $40, $60 for bikini or topless. I like to get a dance to screen for attitude and chemistry before I make a big investment. But the girls I asked didn't seem into a basic dance. Maybe if there were less patrons the situation would have been different. Where is the romance? Just kidding.

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