Passions Men's Club
Closed
3921 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

Worst experience ever

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Oct 1, 2018, 4:05 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I have made countless trips to strip clubs in my years. I would rank this club in the bottom 1% of clubs that I have ever been to. The club location is not for the faint of heart. There are only 3 or 4 parking spaces in front of the club. Later, I read a review that mentioned that you have to drive to the back of the club. There was a tight, dirt driveway next to the building beside Passions. I guess that lead to the back, but it looked sketchy. Instead, I asked an employee at the Domino;s next door if I could park there. They said it was cool. I arrived around 11pm.

The cover charge was $10. I walked upstairs to enter the club. The door opens right next to a stage. A dancer laying on the stage floor said something to me, but I couldn't understand her. I went to the stage and ordered a beer ($4). The dancer I walked past came to me and said, "I told you to come lay on top of me". Well, that was a different approach. She was kinda cute, but thick, with a polygon shaped ass (ugh). She went thru her sales pitch, but I said I just wanted to chill for a bit. She returned to the stage. There were 2 parallel stages with about 6 girls sitting or laying on the stages. There were about 4 customers, 2 of them were standing together and the other 2 were sitting at the bar. There were only about 3 stools at the bar. A dancer was sitting on 1 of the stools. 1 guy at the bar was getting dances. The club was a shithole. Dancers were in the 1-5 range. This had to be the club for extras. Most of the girls were overly thick.This place must have had the rejects from other city strip clubs. About 3 other pushy dancers came over asking if I wanted a dance or fun. I politely declined each 1. Lastly, A tall, thick light-skinned came from the back with a guy I assume she did VIP with. She was a 3 on a scale of 1-10, and was super aggressive. She kept telling me how she could show me a good time. I was so annoyed, I left. I only got half way thru my beer. That is my 1st time ever, leaving a club before I finished my drink.

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