Dead As A Doornail

Came in on a Wednesday after 11. Half of the staff was out in the parking lot smoking. Bad sign. I should have just turned around and left. I was the only customer in the club. Also a bad sign. I saw several girls sitting around, but none of them made any attempt to come over. No one was dancing.

After about 10 minutes, a little brunette with nice B-cups and a bad attitude came on stage. I sat in one of the chairs next to the stage with money in my hand. She didn't come near me until the song was almost over and just held her G-string open. After the song was over, she packed up and bailed. Two songs later, a solid 5 came on and did a dance. At least she was friendly. She came over after the dance and offered VIP. I took the 15 minutes for $125 just to see what would happen. Nothing. She had no idea what she was doing, but she seemed like a sweet kid and we chatted casually while she rolled around in my lap. I left after that. I have no idea how these guys stay open.