Stopped by here on my return...

Stopped by here on my return trip to Joplin. It was early Friday evening and the place was pretty dead when I arrived. This club has always been a little strange. A lot of guys will come in, stay about 15 minutes and leave (my guess is its mainly married men that forgot what a pussy looks like and just want a reminder.) Anyway, there were about 8 girls there. 3 were smoking hot, including one that could almost pass as a Paris Hilton twin, 3 that were acceptable, and two that would require a couple of six packs to get me interested. One good thing about this all nude club is that every girl dancing was either completely shaved or had the little Hitler mustache going on (as opposed to some nude clubs I've been in where you needed to bring your own weedwhacker.) One redhead (probably dyed) had one of the smoothest, pinkest, tightest looking bald peaches I have seen, and when she danced she would wink at you, pretty pervertedly cool. Down side to the club, way too much pressure by everyone for tips, dances, DJ cup, drinks, tips for making change, doorman tips, etc. Really kills the mood. I like to talk to a girl for more than 30 seconds before some obnoxious waitress comes to your table and gives you the ultimatum of buy the girl a drink or she'll have to leave even though you're the only person in here. All of the girls made it clear that extras are available in the VIP room for an exorbinant sum. They tried to sell one to me and the waitress quoted me a price of $200+a $40 tip for her that she would automatically add on. I told her that unless she's planning on joining in she better deep six that idea. Fun place to watch girls, just play deaf and dumb to the waitress.