Do you like beer? Boobs? Only got one here

I thought to myself "I have a nice buzz, some boobs would make it better!"

Walked from the strip over here, not too far away. I get there shortly after they opened. Only customer there. I get a brewdog from the bar and sit down for some fun. "Oh boy, oh boy! Gonna have some fun!" By fun, I meant some ladies, some dances, some beers, some you know.... fun.

Here is what I got..... me! Alone, drinking a light beer in the first row at a stripclub watching a movie on a tv, the bouncer and bartender.