Fuck Columbus

I've tried to grade this city and club on a curve. It's not Toronto or Miami, so I try to be lenient in scoring.

I wanted to go out and celebrate recently and Centerfold was my first (and hopefully only) stop. I brought a SHIT LOAD of money and was ready to blow it all.

I have not been so summarily ignored at a club in a LONG, LONG time. One girl stuck with a regular. Another fat guy regular monopolized TWO girls as he sat at the bar (which one of you assholes was this?). Another dozen girls passed through, they ran a couple of dance specials and none of them would so much as glance at me! I've never been photogenic, but jesus. No idea what was going on. The place wasn't busy. I tipped a few girls one of whom refused to even look at me.